idolatry

"My name is "Guardian of the Lightnings Fury", king of kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"



No mere mascot, suffice to say the "Guardian" has our backs. We got lucky, he (or she?) just flew in through our mail slot one day, an amazing feat in itself in that the "Guardian" is 62 feet tall. An omen to be sure. Not just anyone can get one, only those privy to the prestigious Hamilton Collection may partake in its hopefully benevolent care.