fight the power

I can trace this back to Brent:

You know all that crappy junk mail you get...


Well try this:
Open junk mail and if you are paranoid like me, remove any i.d. info that can be traced back directly to you. Wear gloves, a hazmat suit, tape the seams, and work out of a clean room if are concerned about DNA testing. A tinfoil cap could not hurt either.


Maybe write a little note... a love letter to your solicitor.


Maybe this.


Then seal 'er up in the return envelope and drop it back in the mail. Now your solicitor gets to waste time just like you did.


Additional: Don't tear it all up and stuff it back in there in a big wad. That's a give away to the people who sort this stuff. Yes, it's probably going to a single-wide in the sticks where a mother of 6 goes through all this stuff, but she has got to give feedback on what she gets... you hope. And yes, I realize that it's an energy burden sending this stuff back. If this act of quiet desperation does not work for you then try this: http://www.privacyrights.org/fs/fs4-junk.htm