Church of the Television

The mainstream Church of the Television is centered right here in our living room. I have been viewing a wonderful new holy chapter called 'The Paris to Dakar Rally.' Pictured here is the 'Laying on of Hands,' a communion with my Television, oracle of all things good, during the truck portion of the broadcast. The little glowing light right below my forehead, just where the picture cuts off, is the Tivo, the greatest thing since sacramental wine-in-a-box. If you don't have Tivo, you are living in darkness. Repent. -eh